FAQs

Is it true that Woody took a shit in the woods then wiped with his underwear?

While this rumor can only be verified by three others, this is in fact true. Legend has it his underwear still live on the left side of the 15th hole on Mountain Ridge.

I hear there is a mountain. Can I climb it?

Thanks to Joel and one of his many "disappearing acts" we can confirm the mountain can be climbed. Legend has it after 4 putting the 18th hole on Mountain Ridge Joel put on his climbing gear (golf shoes) making it to the summit shortly before 10:30 PM.

I'm really not looking forward to the ride home on Tuesday morning. Can I just show up in my driveway?

Another legend of the Stoperlec, passed down from generations, is the Teleportation of Scotty K. Back in the late 2000's Scotty ended up in his driveway with no recollection of leaving Crystal Mountain. To this day everyone remains jealous of this phenomenon.

What is the greatest round ever played?

It was a warm afternoon in Lewiston when we all saw the smoke rolling from the cart as it rolled up to the 18th green. While no one knows what they actually shot in the two man scramble that evening, Manny and Jer went low (well actually they were very high).